promoting tips:

• Tumblr only indexes your first five tags in your promos. or any post.
• make the first five count.
• If you follow back, These are the tags that work the most:

#follow, #follow back, #follow for follow, #followback, #followsback, #follows back and #f4f

mariostereo-deactivated20121022 ASKED:

TELL ME HOW TO BE TUMBLR FAMOUSSSS

Why dont you just post a naked picture of you, mario bitches love that :))

coveredwithcandy ASKED:

I have to say, you're tumblr famous description was hilarious xD It sums up some of the people on Tumblr perfectly. Seriously, I couldn't stop grinning when I was reading it!

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha yea? omg lol i just remembered it! That is nice so to hear! :))

How to be tumblr famous

• go on your ask box and send yourself a very hateful message or either with “you’re so beautiful omg i want to be like you” and forget to press anon. 
• and answer it like you would with an actual anon.
• wait for someone to screenshot it and submit it to one of the popular humor blogs on tumblr
• wait…
• and voila! you’re tumblr famous.

lol looking at anon asks fails on tumblr makes me wonder who else sends themselves anon hate or anon love but got away with it. lol anyway, that’s your business lol lol lol but you guys better be sure you dont forget to press anon or you’re going to be tumblr famous lol ;)

Anonymous ASKED:

If you don't like following blogs, get the fuck off tumblr? When your blog is shit like yours, you gotta give follows to get follows, bitch.

Really bitch really? somehow i find that funny, because I got by my first year on tumblr without fucking following back and still got followers pouring in. And, please, I like following blogs not just the type of blogs you bitches have. All you post are motherfucking short shorts and bitches drowning in make up. Last time I checked, blogs represent the whole or a part of you.

I dont fucking care how many followers I have because that is not what tumblr is for. You know what I think? I think the likes of you who only care about how many followers and want to be tumblr famous are the ones who should get off tumblr.

Anonymous ASKED:

i found you on the how to be tumblr famous tag your tips really cracked me are you tumblr famous?

lol lmfao hahahahaha oh that… nothing personal really, im not tumblr famous. Far from it.

Anonymous ASKED:

tips on how to be tumblr famous?

lol this is fun, ok in order to be tumblr famous:

• you have to be incredibly attractive
• wear lots of make up
• post topless pictures- no, crash that, post naked pictures of yourself
• you have to replace the source of everything you reblog to your url
• Say you followback but don’t
• answer to every ask sarcastically 
• Follow other tumblr famous people and self promote on each other’s ask
• and this is comming off as a little bitter lol but seriously
• ‘Tips’ on being tumblr famous, huh lol i dont even know.
• oh and you have to have a cat. you’re never going to be tumblr famous if you dont have a cat.